Random things you can't do without being a DD (and no, DM isn't the answer).

Being able to read debian-private@, having a nice^Wspammed @d.o address, or getting an lwn access could be added here, but that's only bonus stuff compared to the previous items (and I'm probably forgetting others).

Oh, yeah, I know, patience is the key. I'm not sure about how many months we're supposed to wait for an answer from James.

I'm not sure how many years we're supposed to wait for the various DAM problems to be solved.

Lucas is very worried about bringing fresh blood into Debian. Maybe there's some already, but it's not allowed to flow in.

Many thanks to all developers who are making it less frustrating by doing mass-sponsoring; and to everyone showing sympathy. Not listing you all, you know who you are.